1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
Sabrina Danger Cook.

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Sabizzle. <3 Sadizzle is my homebitch.

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Pinkcat. ... LAME. I redub myself Magentagiraffe.

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Cosa. ... Fuck yeah, Cosa in yo' casa.

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Blue Water. DAMN I WONDER WHAT MY POWER IS LOL IT'S FIRE.

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of one of your pets name
Aogrnacha. ... Or Aogrnaoey. ! Yay. I dub myself Ogre-Naka, and at fun parties: Ogre-Noey.

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Ruth... I don't know.

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Midnite. SUPER GOTH! (Black Joey just does not fully encompass my suffering.)

My friend Mrs Awesome and I were emailing each other, and I don't know how we got on this subject, but either way we have way too much time on our hands.

Mr Awesome to Mrs Awesome:

The government is plotting against you, Mrs Awesome! Hurry! Women and children first! We lost half the lifeboats in the explosion! Life support is at only 39%! The captain's dead! That traitor Briggs took the last escape pod! Oh god, the android will self-destruct in nine seconds! GREEN WIRE GREEN WIRE GREEEEEN WIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!!!

Mrs Awesome to Mrs Awesome:

i know all about govt plotting. my other cat is a spy for them. she thinks i don't know BUT I DO. and FUCKING BRIGGS I KNEW THAT SCUM COULDN'T BE TRUSTED THERE'S NOTHING FOR IT GENTS WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO JETTISON PHASES 12 THROUGH TO 18 INTO SPACE EXCEPT I'VE LOST THE PASSCODES SO SOMEONE ELSE IS GOING TO HAVE TO BEAR THE RESPONSIBILITY I'M LOOKING AT YOU MR AWESOME D8 I'M LOOKING AT YOU!

Mr Awesome to Mrs Awesome:

FCK FCK FCK MAJOR CORPORAL AWESOME! I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND I'VE GOT BAD NEWS THE BAD NEWS IS WE'RE AT DEF-CON FOUR THE GOOD NEWS IS -- SHIT FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID MAUVE ALERT MAUVE ALERT! DEPLOYING BOUNCERS AND... BOUNCERS HAVE BEEN KILLED! ENEMY IS MOVING IN- what? no, i didn't leave the gas on! i'm a fucking general, for god's sake! - BRIGGS IS BACK! QUICK, GRAB ANYTHING YOU CAN! IT CAN BE BIG, SMALL, BLUE, RED, MADE OF FOAM FOR ALL I CARE JUST MAKE IT FIRE SOMETHING PAINFUL AT - wha...? BRIGGS, YOU LOVABLE SCOUNDREL! Stand down, men! Stand down! Turns out Briggs here was playing the field the entire time! Apparently he's been acting as a double agent! He's infiltrated the enemy base and retrieved confidential information regarding - BRIGGS YOU BASTARD HE SHOT ME HE SHOT ME DON'T JUST STAND THERE SHOOT HIM BACK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE THERE IS NO GOD! .... What? WHAT??? shit guys i gotta go mom says its dinner. no im sorry! dont call her a bitch dude. i said dont call her a bitch! you know what dont bother showing up to halo tomorrow. fine be on the blue team i dont fcking care. lamer.

Not only that, but you're also not on time!

God, I am just feeling SO daily needs right now.

Bitchnapped from

1.) Who is/are your favourite Kingdom Hearts character(s)?
I like Demyx, Xigbar and Namine the most I think. I NO NAMINE RITE? WHUTUHFUH. But it's true. I'd explain but meeeeh I'm not so much with the caring.

2.) What is your favorite pairing?
Because of this one really awesome fanfic, probably Alice/Namine. Yes from Wonderland. SHUT UP IT WAS SO BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN. But I appreciate the awesomeness that is Axel/Roxas and Axel/Demyx, and I also dabble in various other things, such as Roxas/Namine, Sora/Namine, a railroad spike/Kairi, Most People/Namine (I like to whore her, a'ight?) aaaaand Seifer/Olette. YA RLY. People die if you take their hearts.

3.) Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan?
Sadie, you're a flaming asexual. BUT ME? Me, I'm good with either, though I'm more of a het-shipper.

4.) Ever cosplayed Kingdom Hearts characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Nope. I don't have to prove anything to you, world! You took away my parents! And by you I mean bandits! And by took away I mean raped and murdered! DAMN YOU, BANDITS!

5.) List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchendise, if any.
Zumz zumz zumz... The little Axel Sadie gave me some year(s) ago, my lil sitar necklace... Roxas figure. Not much, but my KH fandom interest is mostly kept in my head/on the interwebs. Not to mention I just have no room for it. OH I SO MENTIONED IT.

6.) Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who?
LOL SADIE. As for me, uh... no. Nope, nein, nichst. I think if I were to hang out with any of them hypothetically I would pick Demyx. Or Kairi, for reasons murderous and unholy. BUT RLY I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH WILL SCARLET OF ROBIN HOOD. <333 But Djaq can have him instead because they're just so OTP.

7.) SoraxKairi or RikuxKairi?
NEITHER. PAUPU REQUEST DENIED.

8.) AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?
Axel/Kairi only if he's the crazy motherfucker he is in some fanfics. But really Axel/Roxas all zee whey.

9.) Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?
I don't care. I'll say Dawn because Twilight reminds me of stupid vampire books.

10.) Do you support the XemnasxSaix theory?
Not familiar with it, though it doesn't matter as they kind of bore me.

11.) Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory?
alfelkeakls COME ON. I'm sorry, but at this point it's not subtext anymore. It's just TEXT.

12.) Your favourite Organization Xlll member?
Demyx, Xigbar or Axel. Maybe Larxene sometimes 'cause she's awesome.

13.) Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi?
I'm bristle-at-the-slightest-mention-of-Kairi. Okay?

14.) Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games?
I don't like KHI because I just don't like the... I just don't like it. And card battles don't incite glee in me. So I have played them all, but I only like KHII because it was actually fun.

15.) Have you read the manga?
NO BUT I HAVE SEEN ICONS OF IT SO I CONSIDER MYSELF VERSED. (I basically just assume it's a lot of gay subtext. I'm pretty sure I'm not wrong.)

16.) Do you believe Sora has ADD?
GayDD.

17.) Japanese or English?
English. Neither if they're in fricking Atlantica. CRAM IT, ARIEL.

18.) Pro-Namine or Anti-Namine?
Pro-Namine. I like the way some people explore her character and... and she's just so cute!

19.) Demyx = Annoying or funny?
Awesome. Annunny. Funnoying?

20.) Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)?
NO I DON'T AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT DOUJINS THAT SAY HE WAS srsly jesus.

21.) Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo?
Boring.

22.) Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Vexen. If he were crossdressing as a woman. And by woman I mean zombie. And by zombie I mean generally the undead. Also Axel 'cause damn, boy doesn't have an hourglass, he has a fricking pear.

23.) Axel = Gay or strait?
Water: Wet or Dry? Sun: Hot or Cold? Cher: Man or Woman? Honestly, don't ask obvious questions.

24.) Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Axel, of course.

25.) Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
Some. It's hard to find good stuff (and I mostly don't care about KH porn except lolsadie that really awesome one where Axel and Roxas spoke in lyrics from a City and Color song and it was completely serious) so I tend to avoid it.

26.) Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics?
Not really. Tried once. Didn't care at all. It's somewhere on my hard drive.

27.) Do you like lemons?
When I'm in the mood for them, and as long as they don't give me lemonAIDS.

28.) Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters?
... HA. No. I do not even want to fathom the difficulty she'd have pronouncing their names, and then of course on top of that there's gender assignment! (I saw this girl to day that looked just like character you showed me... What was her name... Paxil!)

29.) Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files?
Probably. All the parodies are the same to me.

30.) Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series?
Deducing by how I am in possession of both my eyes (by which I mean I have not carved them out with dull knives), no, I don't think so.

31.) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts?
SADIE YOU MADE ME WHAT I AM YOU CREATED ME AND YOU CAN TAKE ME AWAY WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT

32.) Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! You like kingdom hearts too?!"
LOLSADIE. No. No that has never happened with anyone but Tim. She's a ho.

33.) Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?!"
SADIE I THINK YOU FORGET THE TIME MRS MOUNTAIN-HILL ASKED YOU WHERE YOU WERE TAKING YOUR NAKED GUY. How could you forget such a pinnacle in our lives! For shame! Also no.

34.) Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades?
Pfft. No.

35.) Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts?
Nein. I'm broke thanks to Final Fantasy.

36.) Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream?
It sounds so sick, so no. Unless of course that's a euphemism, but then still no. I do, however, want to get honey with Will Scarlet. <3333

37.) Would you ever join Organization XIII?
Yes. I surely would. I would probably be Larxene's lesbian lover if I weren't terrified she'd electrocute me for something like leaving the bathroom light on when I went to bed.

38.) Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
Not much but yeah and no I don't feel like it.

39.) Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless?
I am not attracted to Riku at all. Hello, Father Issues. Care to manifest yourself in this supple silver-haired teenage body?

40.) Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC?
A Nobody for *Org-infinity but that's it.

41.) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life?
You're assuming I have a life to take over.

This was surprisingly fun.

1. choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. make them answer the following questions.
3. then tag three people.
4. feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

OCs:
Mr. Jonas!
Alecks Mosbey! (video game pendeogan, hasn't been drawn yet)
Xes! (Nobody for *Org-infinity)

how old are you?
Mr. Jonas: Twenty-three.
Alecks: Level 97.
Mr. Jonas: It means age.
Alecks: ... Level 19?
Xes: I honestly don't know. My favorite number is three, though, so let's go with that.

what's your height?
Mr. Jonas: Much taller than Collier.
Alecks: 500 pixels. -receives glare from collier- ... Fine. 5'5".
Xes: 5'2", I think, but I pack a punch. I'm like a pikachu up in here.

are you a virgin?
Mr. Jonas: Regrettably, no.
Alecks: Yup! +3 Chastity!
Xes: I probably wasn't before I got my soul-thing ripped out. I'm not sure now. Everything gets kind of complicated when you don't have a heart or whatever.

who's your girlfriend/boyfriend/mate/spouse?
Mr. Jonas: I don't have one.
Alecks: Well, I don't have a girlfriend per se, but there's this really cute Night Elf on the Stormrage server and she does this really nice dance sometimes and-
Xes: Oh, please stop. You're only hurting yourself.
Alecks: What? She's just expressing her sexuality! I love you, mImI32!
Xes: Like Mr. Jonas, I don't have one either. I guess I have better things to do, like find a heart to love with in the first place.


do you have any kids?
Mr. Jonas: God no, but Collier's close enough.
Alecks: No, but I will when Fable II comes out. It's going to be the best thing ever!
Xes: Nope.

what's your favorite food?
Mr. Jonas: Chocolate.
Alecks: Chocolate what?
Mr. Jonas: Chocolate covered chocolate dipped in chocolate chocolate.
Alecks: -feels ill-
Mr. Jonas: Stop narrating yourself like that. You're like a walking chatbox.
Xes: What about you, Alecks?
Alecks: -perks up- Doritos! Original flavor. There's never a time when I don't have a bag of Doritos by my PS2 just in case.
Xes: All you eat is Doritos? How do you stay in shape?
Alecks: Copious amounts of Wii Bowling.
Xes: Neat! Well, I like power bars. Convenient and energizing!

what's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Mr. Jonas: Chocolate.
Alecks: Color me surprised.
Mr. Jonas: Color you stupid.
Alecks: D:
Mr. Jonas: Don't say "dee colon!" This is not AIM!
Xes: Wow, Alecks. You just got Parro -
Mr. Jonas: Don't call me that.
Xes: As I was saying, you just got Parro to use exclamation marks. Well done.
Mr. Jonas: We're getting off topic.
Alecks: Right! Thanks, Xes, and I like NRG ice cream. Everything a gamer needs to keep their atoms exploding with awesome! Even with the bloody sputum, it's totally worth it for those week-long Halo tournaments.
Xes: ... Appetizing. I like Neopolitan or anything with a lot of strawberry.

have you killed anyone?
Mr. Jonas: Zombies. Collier, almost. (I missed, unfortunately.)
Alecks: That's a bit harsh. He's your best friend, isn't he?
Mr. Jonas. You know, Alecks, I don't make mistakes twice. Want to keep pushing your luck?
Xes: I tried to kill Sora once! It was neato. Didn't work out very well.
Alecks: I've slain the Horde like, nine thousand times.
Xes: Which members of the Horde?
Alecks: All of them.

do you hate anyone?
Mr. Jonas: Zombies.
Alecks: What about Collier?
Mr. Jonas: And Alecks.
Alecks: What about Collier?
Mr. Jonas: If I say I hate him, he'll just touch me more often. So zombies and Alecks.
Alecks: >:
Xes: Ungrateful people.
Alecks: Campers.
Xes: But the outdoors is so nice! I mean, not for me, but other people seem to think it's pretty all right.
Alecks: I mean the Halo kind.
Mr. Jonas: It's a legitimate strategy.
Alecks: ... Campers and Parry.
Mr. Jonos: ParrO!

have any secrets?
Mr. Jonas: Enough.
Alecks: I one time went a whole month without sleep. I played through all the Zelda games. Twice. At the same time.
Xes: That's not really a secret.
Alecks: I know. It's just impressive.

do you love anyone?
Mr. Jonas: Chocolate.
Alecks: Samus.
Xes: ... Xes?

what is your job?
Mr. Jonas: Exterminator, but my unlisted qualification is reluctant babysitter to Collier.
Alecks: Paladin.
Xes: Wow, really?
Alecks: Oh hells yeah. Sometimes I'm a necromancer, though.
Mr. Jonas: -glares-
Xes: You probably should have kept that to yourself.
Alecks: n__n;;
Mr. Jonas: No! No "lowercase N underscore underscore lowercase N semi-colon semi-colon!" Keep that on the cesspool of stupidity that is the internet, where it belongs!
Xes: Nice, Alecks! -high five-
Alecks: -high fives-
Xes: Your thumbs are freakishly muscled...

Xes: OH. And I manage a gentleman's club, or at least I used to. NO I DON'T KNOW TAMAKI STOP ASKING.

boy or girl?
Mr. Jonas: I concur with Asimov. I believe he and I will be great friends. Also, man.
Alecks: Boy, usually.
Xes: Usually?
Alecks: Have you seen female Night Elves? C'mon, who wouldn't want to be that hot?
Xes: Right. Well, I'm a girl, though I sometimes get mistaken for a boy because I have short hair and a small chest.
Alecks: -hugs xes- Breasts just get in the way.
Mr. Jonas: I'll be over here. If anyone needs to touch me, turn around and start walking until you find a cliff or overpass of some sort.
Xes: -hugging alecks- And then what?
Mr. Jonas: Keep walking.

what do you do to relax?
Mr. Jonas: Sleep.
Alecks: Play Peggle.
Xes: Bake.

favorite song?
Mr. Jonas: Chopin.
Alecks: He likes elevator music.
Mr. Jonas: I do not. I like the sound of Alecks shutting up.
Alecks: Well I like the Mario theme. Classical.
Mr. Jonas: -bristles-
Alecks: HA! You did it! You narrated yourself!
Mr. Jonas: -chokes alecks-
Alecks: Oh crap oh crap oh crap -runs away-
Xes: "To Catch a Thief" by Lovage. Sexy.

favorite anime/fandom?
Mr. Jonas: None.
Alecks: Don't lie. I saw that volume of DOGS under your mattress. You just don't want to admit to it because Collier likes it too.
Mr. Jonas: What were you doing in my room?
Alecks: Being sneaky. Assassin's Creed is coming out soon and I need to practice.
Xes: I enjoy Ouran High School Host Club for obvious reasons.
Alecks: Final Fantasy. Every single one except VII. Don't talk to me about it.
Xes: Bad cosplay experience?
Alecks: For starters.

say something random!
Mr. Jonas: No.
Alecks: Yes!
Xes: Xes!
Alecks: Your name is so awesome.
Xes: Did you notice all our names have S's in them? Maybe Pink's being a narcissist.
Alecks: I notice all our names have awesome in them. Except maybe Parrot's.
Parrot: Parro. And it's Mr. Jonas to you. And who wrote Parrot before the colon?
Alecks the Great: | 4m 1337 |n '/0u|2 5'/s+4m.
Parrot: You could have made those M's more leet.
Sexy Xesy: He wants normal people to be able to understand it.
Parrot the Retarded: That's ridiculous - "Parrot the..." Oh, that's IT. -leaves-
Alecks the Super Special Awesome: Hey, Xesy, want to play SSBM?
Sexy Xesy: Dibs Kirby.
Alecks the Defeated: D4|\/||\| |+!!!

I just ordered The 10th Kingdom DVD's from Future Shop. About bloody time! That and Merlin = best primetime movies ever. I had such a crush on Wolf. Really, who wouldn't?

stolen from , of course.

1. Pick an original story of yours. :3 Your favorite you've made, or if you don't have a story, just think of your favorite OC's
2. Then, err uhh fill out the answers yuh. 83;;;

My OC'S:
Luca (Silly Mr. Married to Crystal guy)
Julie (Wordplay Woman)
Crystal (Metaphor Girl)

QUESTIONTIEM:

1. Which OC's would you most likely have fights with? <xDD
Probably Luca, just because he can be sort of dumb. He means well, though.


2. The fanservice OC's? xDD
[LOL SADIE] None of them. If I ever got around to drawing/scripting Black & White (a comic I thought up a few years ago but vow not to draw until I can draw half decent), then it would probably be Indigo. He'd be such a manwhore.

3. The unpopular ones? D:
They're all fairly unpopular, but probably Julie the most, 'cause she isn't married.

4. Okay, so giant OC olympic event. Who would win what events?
Luca would probably win... bobsledding or something. xD Julie would win track and Crystal would win sitting on various cushions.

5. Who would be disqualified for indecent conduct and what would it be? xD
Luca. I don't know why, but he would.

6. ILLNESSES/INJURIES (mental or otherwise): DISCUSS THEM!
None, rly. I should give one of them a disease. Like the PLAGUE. Keturah knows what I'm talking about. (READ "KETURAH & LORD DEATH" IT'S AWESOME, YOU COCKFAGS.)

===
INDIVIDUAL OC STUFF
Okay. Pick ONE OC. Any one. Doesn't have the be the main character. :3
===

For this I will choose Mr. Jonas.

1. Jobs/Goal?
He is a photographer. He mostly takes pictures of the mafia, for reasons undisclosed. He re-kills zombies on the side, whereas beating up Collier is just an enjoyable pastime.

2. Successful or not?
Quite successful at photography. Even better at zombie killing.

3. I just walked in on them naked. ;D wait. That's not a question--JUST ANSWER IT!! 8D;;;;; I mean, reaction plx.
-dead- That's you, not Mr. Jonas. Actually, more like -'sploded-

4. I am a nudist man-bear-pig. Does that effect your answer for #3? B3
Only if you're a zombie nudist man-bear-pig, in which case you would be 'sploded 0.2 seconds earlier. And let's not even contemplate if you were a zombie priest nudist man-bear-pig.

5. Threshold for pain on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a wuss (d'awwww <x3) and 10 being "huh? did I just get hit by a car?"
Eight. Just... just eight.

6. Scantily clad? >BD (tell the truthhhhhhh~)
Never. Mr. Jonas dresses quite nicely and conservatively, for he fears wives.

7. If he was in prison, how would he fare, and what put him there?
He'd probably be there for attacking a priest, and inmates would be all, "Hey, Sugar, you come here often?" until he kicked their ass or disturbed them with his stoicness or threw tea in their eyes. And God help everyone in that prison when one of the guards denies him chocolate.

8. Cradle-robber, or grave-robber? \8D/
Grave-robber, lolz. xD Neither.

9. Who do they lurrvvvv~?
Bad, Collier, BAD. Mr. Jonas loves chocolate. End of story.

10. If you had to sum up their personality into an element (lol wot?) DO IT.
Stone. It counts.

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